Island of fire and ice, elves, trolls and the valiant descendants of the Vikings
Choose Iceland! - Veljum Íslenskt!
Iceland is one of the most mysterious, astonishing, and fascinating countries in the world. Inhabited by the descendants of fierce Vikings, elves, trolls, and dwarfs, the island of ice and fire has been considered the gates of the hellish abyss for many centuries. To this day, Icelanders believe in the existence of småfolk, little people who live among the bucolic hills and picturesque rocks. The importance of those legendary creatures in the Icelandic culture can be noticed even by the way the road from Reykjavik to Selfloss was planned. At one point, the road takes an unexpected detour just to avoid cutting through the elves’ hills. The stories of little people accompany Icelandic children from the cradle. Every other grandma tells a bedtime story about a lost sheep “borrowed” by an elf girl. Icelandic landscape is so austere, so bizarre, and so magical that it is indeed hard to doubt the palpable presence of all those hidden, uncanny beings.
A vast, volcanic plateau extends across the interior of the island, reaching an elevation of 1000 m above the sea level. Lowlands dominate only the southwestern part of the country. One-tenth of the island is covered by glaciers, which equals 12,000 of square kilometers. Grímsvötn, a still active and powerful volcano, slumbers under the ice cap, erupting every 4-10 years. The whole island is seismically alive, with countless geysers, mud lakes, and volcanoes. The number of Icelandic volcanoes adds up to 140, 26 of which are active. Hekla, which crater is as wide as 10 m in diameter, and Eyjafjallajökull, which eruption recently paralyzed air traffic over Europe, are the two most famous ones. However, volcanoes do much more than just spit lava and scare tourists. Thanks to the abundance of geothermal waters, people of Reykjavik can heat their homes in the greenest way possible.
The icon and the national pride of Iceland is Björk, an artist creating the music as peculiar and as beautiful as her home island. What’s interesting, Iceland is also very proud of its National Orchestra and continues to appreciate the involvment of Polish professional musicians. Similarlyly appreciated is the Polish-made candy bar, Prince Polo, which remains one of the favorite Icelandic treats. In March 1999, during his diplomatic visit to Poland, the president of Iceland, Ólaf Ragnar Grimsson, admitted that the entire generations of Icelanders grew up on American Coca-Cola and... Polish Prince Polo bar. Shopping is not an easy deal in Iceland; local people are not used to patiently waiting in a line, but rather choose to force their way to a cash register. On the other hand, with a little luck, you can raise a beer with Borka with a Pointy Grey Beard, with Warrior, Son of Bear (Einar Björnsson) or with Stone, Son of Wolf (Steinn Ulfsson); even today, old names from the ancient sagas are prevalent. The tradition will probably last forever because Icelanders take great pride in being the only Viking country that holds on to the old naming customs. When the first name of the father is used as the last name of the son, the unusal naming pattern is created where mother, father, daughter, and son have different last names. What is even harder to grasp are grammatical and semantic intricacies of Icelandic language.
Here are few examples for the daring ones:
Good morning! - Góđan dag!
Good evening! - Gott kvöld!
Good nigt! - Góđa nótt!
Cheers! - Skál!
Oh damn! - Helvítis!
A beer please - Einn bjór.
Where is the train station? - Hvar er járnbrautarstöđin?
You have a beautiful eyes - Ţú ert međ mjög falleg augu.
Where can I buy a pair of white socks? - Hvar get ég keypt tíu pör af hvítum sokkum?
I'm calling the police! Ég hringi á lögregluna.
I demand a lawyer. - Ég vil fá lögfrćđing.
I think your president is pretty awesome - Mér finnst ţiđ eiga sćtan forseta.
I don’t want any more fish - Nei, ekki meiri fisk.
Where can I find a local vendor? - Hvar finn ég sölumenn dauđans?
I’m a foreigner, but that’s a long story - Ég er útlendingur, en ţađ er löng saga.
I have plenty of money - Ég á sand af seđlum.
Would you spend the night with me? - Lćturđu ríđa?
Choose Iceland! (a popular patriotic slogan) - Veljum Íslenskt!
Do you accept VISA cards? - Takiđ ţiđ VISA-kort?
VELJUM ÍSLENSKT!









